Trader Joe’s Fall 2023 Products: A Pumpkin Paradise
15 Must-Have Trader Joe’s Fall Products to Shop—Before They Fly off the Shelves
15 Must-Have Trader Joe’s Fall Products
Imagine walking into Trader Joe’s and being greeted by aisles filled with pumpkin-spiced everything. From pancakes to ravioli, they’ve “pumpkin-ized” it all. Even dog treats get the maple treatment. It’s a fall wonderland! And now, with Trader Joe’s fall 2023 products hitting the shelves and taking over TikTok, it’s time to dive into this pumpkin madness.
But wait, before we dive in, let’s take a moment to reflect on what we learned from last year’s pumpkin-infused adventure. Our biggest takeaway was that the flavors of fall go best with sweet treats. So get ready for a whole lot of sweetness coming your way.
Trader Joe’s 2023 Fall-Themed Items, Ranked From Worst To Best
Now, armed with the wisdom of last year’s pumpkin spice-filled endeavor, we ventured into Trader Joe’s to taste and rank their new crop of fall-themed products. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of flavors, with highs that will make you swoon and lows that will make you scrunch up your face in disappointment.
15. Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese Bites – A Bland Delight
Oh no, they did it! Trader Joe’s managed to make fried mac and cheese balls that somehow taste…bad. They lacked any seasoning, zest, or cheesiness. Thank goodness for the Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese, which is far superior. Trust us, stick to the pasta version.
Final Grade: 1/5 Gourds
Price: $3.99
14. Cauliflower Butternut Squash Risotto – Blame It on the Cauliflower
The failings of this dish can be attributed to the cauliflower, not the butternut squash. It’s a nice veggie side that smells absolutely delicious, but it falls short in taste.
Final Grade: 1/5 Chunks of Butternut Squash
Price: $3.99
13. Gluten-Free Pumpkin Pancake Mix – It’s Missing Something
We were hoping to be pleasantly surprised by this gluten-free mix, but it didn’t quite hit the mark. The batter was gritty and lacked the pumpkin flavor we were expecting. Maybe we got a bad batch, but we’ll leave it up to you to give it a try.
Final Grade: 1/5
Price: $4.49
12. Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds – Unnecessary, but Not Bad
Putting pumpkin spice on pumpkin seeds is like putting a hat on a hat. It’s not bad, but it’s unnecessary. We’ll stick to plain pumpkin seeds, thank you.
Final Grade: 2/5 Dashes of Cinnamon
Price: $3.49
11. Mini Spicy Pumpkin Samosas – Pumpkin with a Kick
These mini spicy pumpkin samosas surprised us with their bold pumpkin flavor. Who knew pumpkin and Indian spices could be such a tasty combination? While we still prefer the traditional samosas, these were definitely a crowd-pleaser.
Final Grade: 3/5 Spicy Pumpkins
Price: $4.29
10. Mexican Style Hot Cocoa Melts – Fun and Over-the-Top
These Mexican style hot cocoa melts are a vibrant orange that might unsettle you during any other season. They make your milk turn into a sweet and creamy delight. If you’re looking for a little fall fabulousness, give these a try.
Final Grade: 4/5 Melting Pumpkins
Price: $4.49
9. Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese – Saucy Tubes of Delight
After the disappointment of the Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese Bites, we were relieved to find that the pasta version redeems itself. With its three-cheese sauce and a touch of nutmeg and butternut squash, these saucy little tubes are a seasonal must-buy.
Final Grade: 4/5 Saucy Tubes
Price: $3.49
8. Pumpkin Cheesecake Croissants – A Brilliant Pairing
These pumpkin cheesecake croissants are a stroke of genius. The flaky crust, salted caramel topping, and sweet pumpkin spice filling make for a divine treat. Just be prepared for the disappointment of only having two in a box. We wish Trader Joe’s had been more generous with these delightful pastries.
Final Grade: 4/5 Flaky Croissants
Price: $4.49
7. Mini Pumpkin Ginger Scones – Festive Flavoring at Its Best
These little break-and-bake scones are Trader Joe’s at its finest. Simple, easy, and perfect for any fall gathering. They’ll satisfy your craving for festive flavors with ease.
Final Grade: 4/5 Gingery Biscuits
Price: $4.99
6. Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s – Not Your Average Sandwich Cookie
Let’s not call them knock-offs, but they do remind us of a certain rhyming brand. Regardless, these Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s are essential fall desserts. Plus, they have their own mascot, Joe-Joe the Toucan! Trust us, these cookies are a winner.
Final Grade: 5/5 Pumpkin Crème Fillings
Price: $2.99
5. Maple Sea Salt Kettle Corn – Sweet and Salty Harmony
Kettle corn can handle any wacky flavor, and maple sea salt is a match made in autumnal heaven. The mix of salt and sugar creates a mouthwatering treat that you won’t be able to resist.
Final Grade: 5/5 Maple Leaves
Price: $2.49
4. Pumpkin Butter – Lovely and Versatile
Pumpkin butter is a fall-forward jam that adds a touch of sweetness to any meal. Spread it on toast, swirl it into yogurt, or even use it to make pumpkin soup. The possibilities are endless, and the taste is absolutely delightful.
Final Grade: 5/5 Pureed Pumpkins
Price: $2.99
3. Cinnamon Roll Blondie Bar – Gooey Goodness Galore
If you like your sweets gooey, these cinnamon roll blondie bars are a dream come true. Just be prepared to adjust the baking time and maybe cut back on the butter. Trust us, they’re worth the little extra effort.
Final Grade: 5/5 Gooey Goodness
Price: $3.99
2. Autumnal Harvest Soup – A Rich and Saucy Delight
Last year’s pumpkin bisque left us wanting more, but this year’s Autumnal Harvest Soup delivers. Its rich tomato base combined with earthy autumn herbs and butternut squash make for a soup that will warm your soul. Stock up on these jars of saucy goodness.
Final Grade: 5/5 Saucy Soup Jars
Price: $4.99
1. The O&H Danish Kringle – The Champion of Fall Treats
Finally, the champion of fall treats, the O&H Danish Kringle takes the top spot. With its flaky crust, salted caramel topping, and sweet pumpkin spice filling, these pastries are simply irresistible. If you ever find yourself in Racine, Wisconsin, make sure to visit the Danish Bakeries to experience the magic in person.
Final Grade: 5/5 Danish Bakeries in Racine, Wisconsin
Price: $7.99
There you have it, folks! Trader Joe’s fall 2023 products, ranked from worst to best. Dive into this pumpkin paradise and satisfy your fall cravings with these delightful treats. Happy snacking!
